word of the day

a*nal

adj.

1. Of, relating to, or near the anus.

2. Of or relating to the second stage of psychosexual development in psychoanalytic theory, during which gratification is derived from sensations associated with the anus.

3. Relating to or being personality traits that originated during toilet training and are distinguished as anal-expulsive or anal-retentive.

4. Of, relating to, or characterized by personality traits (meanness, stubbornness, rudeness, narcissism, slow brain processes) considered typical of fixation at the anal stage of development due to over-infused self-inflicted levels of steroids - see also sin*ga*po*rean/ noun, anal*ly/ adverb

Invasion of the Nazi boys

Ah-huh, they came, they saw, they left. They did leave their mark but no worries coz' its not of holocaustic proportions. No casualties of war have been reported thus far tho' the beer industry did register a sudden surge in sales over the weekend *wink* There was also a big flurry of activity at a particular dance club amidst the normally peaceful city. Relevant authorities have ruled out any Indo involvement. However 2 caucasians, one "gay magnet" blonde & the other bearing cheeky resemblances to Joker (Batman), were sighted at all the aforementioned venues. If you've any information pertaining to these 2 individuals, please don't call me.

Oh wot the heck guys, come back again anytime, so long as u get me a piece of that wall! Oh yes and until Maharishi takes the swastika to the catwalks, let's cut the li'l prince some slack eh. Prost!

They seriously should make me an Honorary ambassador for helping the M'sian TOurism Board hit the quota. Ayo, can't u see the Petronas Twin Towers in the back? errr...oops wrong side. U'll jus havta take our word for it then. *grin* Ok let's hit the biergarten for a beer tower now eh... 

Oki-doki, here's ma good deed for da day in helping the nazi boys set the record straight. Myth: Beers in Oktober only. Fact: Anything with >12% alcohol content goes. Anytime. Anywhere. Famous Last Words: Hoi waiter, fill 'er up! *hic* 

Let's show 'em Nazi boys dat they're not the only ones who know how to have fun. Oy show me ur ID...u sure u old enuf to be here 

Here's how you join the dots between gay-friendly to straight-friendly to generally just-friendly. One step closer to world peace...u think! ;P  

The dots have been connected. Long live shiny, happy people! *wink* 

Fashionably loud

Yes boys, make a proud fashion statement and don't skimp on the spotlight. If it ain't attention grabbing, don't bother. Make it loud, make it sassy but let's not make it unpolitically correct ala Prince Harry eh! *wink* It's definitely lived up to the German's avant garde forte. Ah-huh, step aside Jill Sander & Karl Lagerfeld...

This season's TDF for guys - Man bags are so metrosexually alluring. Don't leave home without one (or two!) 

So who sez punk is dead?  

So who's da shithead? Ain't John Askew fer sure. Our fav Brit DJ returned wif more dancefloor-shattering action @atmosphere dat kept the zouk podium way at bay *grin* 'Twas good to hav u back on decks, mate. Cheers! (p/s: happy now jern-jern?) 

This is wot happens when John Askew breezes into town...more than a tad foggy yes, but no airs. We love da bloke anyways ,P 

Who shayz i ain't shober?